L – Lava. As in hot. Hot lava. Is what I am like. In more ways than one. If you know what I mean.
O – Obsolagnium is not something I suffer from. Nor intend to suffer from. Ever.
U – The unigeniture son of my father, though not the unigeniture Son of the Father. If you know what I mean.
I – Irenaeus would be another person who’s a hero. I could easily go on.
S – Silppy, sammy, swanson (check on the briefcase)… Samsonite! I was way off.